hi, i'm lazuli.
sheezyart taught me how to hate everything and everyone and not feel bad about it.
i am a connoisseur of porn, male/male erotica, and albert wesker.
i love roleplaying with lots of deep plotting, violence, and sex.
i have an awful fetish for men in business suits, men with narrow waists, and epistaxis.
i am 21. i am short. i am gaining too much weight. i need to hit the stairmaster.
i love to drive. i run out of gas all the time because i love driving just a little too much.
i attend itt technical institute and am majoring in an associate's degree for visual communications. i want to punch the fucks playing hooky at the city's campus because they're threatening the school's accreditation.
tatts and piercings drive me wiiiiilllld.
i hate a vast majority of the users on this site and yet i won't just fucking leave.
my artistic tools of choice are an adesso cybertablet 12000 (12x9), paint tool SAI, photoshop cs, apophysis, and the old standbys of pencil and paper.
i'm done talking about myself now.